BPS
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| July 31, 2008 at 01:24 PM |
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You know you are an Advantage Player when:
You play casino games that have the lowest house edge. You laugh when you receive a SPAM email offering 2000% bonus. You read at least 4 different message boards and post on 2. You have at least 2 different ewallets in different currencies. You know the difference between 0.10% and 1.00%. Crystal Palace, who are they? Costa Rica, where are they? You get banned by the WORST casinos? ...
come on now, let's add to the list!
pete
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bobbakerr
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abat
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| July 31, 2008 at 02:25 PM |
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10. You're going on holiday next week so you have just checked out many USDs you have in your Neteller account courtesy of Intercasino and Absolute Poker.
True story 
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ImmortalShark
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| July 31, 2008 at 02:43 PM |
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- It pains you to sit down at a blackjack table in a live casino
- You have more casinos installed on your computer then all of the other programs combined.
- You think about ways to maximize your earnings in the shower.
- You've set reminders in outlook to play or check for bonuses and payments.
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pachuli99
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| July 31, 2008 at 05:05 PM |
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When you take your online gambling more serious then your daytime job |
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abat
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Reply with quote | #6 |
We could go further than the one above.
You know you are an advantage player when online gambling is your fulltime job.
You know who you are! |
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slipdogg
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When it' 5 to 9 and you're about to start work in 5 mins and you haven't seen your wife for 3 days cos she's been doing long night shifts and it's her day off and she wants to get jiggy but your infront of the PC naked checking OBG for the latest casino news.
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pachuli99
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Registered: May 25, 2005
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slipdogg you aren't an advantage player! you have some psycho problem!! 
Never say no to a wife that wants to get jiggy, never, never, never and never!!!  .... just one more time never!!
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slipdogg
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Registered: Feb 09, 2007
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Quote: Originally Posted by pachuli99slipdogg you aren't an advantage player! you have some psycho problem!! Never say no to a wife that wants to get jiggy, never, never, never and never!!! .... just one more time never!!
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kempos
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Registered: July 07, 2006
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Reply with quote | #10 |
Taking online gambling more seriously than you day job,,, know that one well...
How about taking your laptop round to your weekly blokes drink/smoke/gaming night, and always choosing to play games like golf on the Wii, so you can make money in between your go...
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Arman23
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Registered: Sept 06, 2005
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Reply with quote | #11 |
Working out what is more +EV when you go shopping for wine:
Offer 1: Buy 6 Bottles of wine and get 30% off all bottles.
Offer 2: Buy 4 Bottles of wine and get the cheapest one free.
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